Mercedes Bunz. Not kidding.

I've got to tread carefully here, first because I like and respect this writer. Second, because my own ridiculous name is Buzzy Jackson. But seriously: MERCEDES BUNZ?!?!
Best name ever. For a drag queen. Or a rapper. Or, in this case, as the Technology reporter for The Guardian (UK).
Do I need to mention she's from Berlin? Mercedes, I'm yours.